"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
09/15/2016 at 18:58 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
09/15/2016 at 18:58 • Filed to: None | 2
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While I am a generally fitness-oriented dude who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym (which I’m delaying by typing this post— bad gym rat! get to the gym! ) and eating healthy things, I also have an uncontrollable love of gummy candy. And there’s one gummy bear that rises above the rest.
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The next time I encountered these amazing 12 flavor gummi bears, it was in the genuine Albanese packaging, on the rack of totally random impulse-buy items at the Burlington Coat Factory checkout. I picked them up and put them down several times before restraining myself and not buying them.
But I may have ranted about these incredible gummi bears a few times on facebook, so when my birthday came around, I received a shipment from my sister of a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I busted out laughing when I opened the box, but now I’m in a real conundrum because I’m getting married in a couple weeks, and even with all the working out I do, I can’t be eating mass quantities of gummi bears if I want to look fly in my tux. I must look fly.
I am struggling so bad to not eat these goddamn delicious gummi bears! Between my fiancee and me, we’ve only eaten 1.75 bags of the 12, and that’s 11 whole days after receiving them. The struggle is real.
Not only does Amazon sell these gummy bears in ridiculous quantities like a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but the 12 pack of 12 bags has a Subscribe-n-Save option. Which strikes me as a perfect way to sabotage someone you hate, all while they think you think they really love gummi bears.
They will be powerless to control themselves when surrounded by gummi bears, and gain 75 lbs a month while you cackle maniacally to nobody in particular.
Just remember like Scarface and Notorious B.I.G. said, don’t get high on your own supply.
My citroen won't start
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:03 |
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Please, Haribo is the best Gummy Bear.
Also, these work like laxatives if you eat too much.
DynamicWeight
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:08 |
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Oppo please.
Obviously the best.
S65
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:12 |
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Not only does Amazon sell these gummy bears in ridiculous quantities like a 5 lb bag, but the 12 pack of 12 bags has a Subscribe-n-Save option. Which strikes me as a perfect way to sabotage someone you hate, all while they think you think they really love gummi bears.
They will be powerless to control themselves when surrounded by gummi bears, and gain 75 lbs a month while you cackle maniacally to nobody in particular.
LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU I CAN’T HEAR YOU
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Textured Soy Protein
> My citroen won't start
09/15/2016 at 19:12 |
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Haribo can’t hold a candle to Albanese, and only the sugar free kind have that side effect.
Berang
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:17 |
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I do like these.
But they have whatever that sugar substitute that’s bad for you in them. But everything is bad for you in candy so...
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My citroen won't start
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:34 |
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My mistake, still, Haribo is best.
AntiSpeed
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:46 |
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I’m giggling internally at the thought of a broad-shouldered meathead who is also a connoisseur in all things gummi bear.
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> Berang
09/15/2016 at 19:50 |
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Why would they have sugar substitute when they’re already full of sugar?
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> AntiSpeed
09/15/2016 at 19:51 |
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I’m a man of many layers.
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Berang
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:52 |
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I didn’t know they made sugared ones 3 ______3
They only have the sugar free ones around here. And they’re too delicious.
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 19:56 |
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Try again https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-F…
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> Berang
09/15/2016 at 20:06 |
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These are the sugary kind. Sugar free gummi bears are sacrilegious.
MrDakka
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 20:06 |
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Do you bite off the body of one and the head of another to fuse their resultant parts together like some unholy gummy bear version of Frankenstein’s monster, all while smiling like a big dork because playing with your food is fun?
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Textured Soy Protein
> MrDakka
09/15/2016 at 20:47 |
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Prepare for your mind to be BLOWN.
crowmolly
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 20:52 |
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Easy solution. Make them part of your post workout recovery protocol.
There is no shortage of people that use pixie sticks to get quick carbs post-activity. A lot of premade powders have a lump of dextrose.
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MrDakka
> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 22:01 |
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Brb. I’m gonna go look for those now
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> Textured Soy Protein
09/15/2016 at 22:47 |
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Atlas- check out my most recent post if you have a few. Related to gym.